yeah...(I like lists!)
this weekend I have learned some very important things...
1. If you plan on having a yard sale, ADVERTISE.. and don't do it when its fucking freezing outside. oh and don't laugh when people who's second language is english are around, they don't like it and they wont buy stuff.
2. Don't talk down about yourself or over apologize in front of the boy you like, for he will run screamming into the night.
3. If the movie is a remake there will be good moments but it wont be stellar.
4. Do not get mad at older Chinese women who try to cut in front of you, or speak over you in lines at the movies. Yes it is rude but the wrath you will incure is very reminicent of your mothers and therefore is too much to deal with before watching a light hearted comedic remake.
5. If the chance to go to New York comes up because your sister and her best friend's morning sickness' interfear with their plans, go. Go now!
6. Save your fucking money!
7. Don't eat Burger king ever ever again!
8. Don't make contact with the Ex-anything (boyfriend, girlfriends, roomates, best friends!) when you really don't want to, even if the electricity is out and there is nothing to do but reread catcher in the rye and eat Burger King.
9. Don't look up ex's on-line when the electricity comes back on because it will only solidify that shitty feeling in your chest.
10. Don't question the motives of anyone you are dating with out good reason, EVER!
you are STUPID if you do, and should be horse whipped and made to walk in something unpleasent...like egg shells...or shag carpeting.
11. smile only seven weeks of summer school left... less if I can swing it....
yeah... I am really tired but thankful to have slept an additional 6 hours yesterday, even if my and Ivy's yeard sale was utter crap (blew like the matrix!) I had a good time friday, and plan on having a great time this evening...if my social anxiety will allow it. I tell people I'm not social because I fear having too big a social chain. The truth is that I'm scared of people. I'm afraid they will find out I'm not very smart, or that I like crappy things. I've noticed in college that there are certain crappy things that are hip to like... Mullets, metal, shit like that....fucking art school.
this weekend I have learned some very important things...
1. If you plan on having a yard sale, ADVERTISE.. and don't do it when its fucking freezing outside. oh and don't laugh when people who's second language is english are around, they don't like it and they wont buy stuff.
2. Don't talk down about yourself or over apologize in front of the boy you like, for he will run screamming into the night.
3. If the movie is a remake there will be good moments but it wont be stellar.
4. Do not get mad at older Chinese women who try to cut in front of you, or speak over you in lines at the movies. Yes it is rude but the wrath you will incure is very reminicent of your mothers and therefore is too much to deal with before watching a light hearted comedic remake.
5. If the chance to go to New York comes up because your sister and her best friend's morning sickness' interfear with their plans, go. Go now!
6. Save your fucking money!
7. Don't eat Burger king ever ever again!
8. Don't make contact with the Ex-anything (boyfriend, girlfriends, roomates, best friends!) when you really don't want to, even if the electricity is out and there is nothing to do but reread catcher in the rye and eat Burger King.
9. Don't look up ex's on-line when the electricity comes back on because it will only solidify that shitty feeling in your chest.
10. Don't question the motives of anyone you are dating with out good reason, EVER!
you are STUPID if you do, and should be horse whipped and made to walk in something unpleasent...like egg shells...or shag carpeting.
11. smile only seven weeks of summer school left... less if I can swing it....
yeah... I am really tired but thankful to have slept an additional 6 hours yesterday, even if my and Ivy's yeard sale was utter crap (blew like the matrix!) I had a good time friday, and plan on having a great time this evening...if my social anxiety will allow it. I tell people I'm not social because I fear having too big a social chain. The truth is that I'm scared of people. I'm afraid they will find out I'm not very smart, or that I like crappy things. I've noticed in college that there are certain crappy things that are hip to like... Mullets, metal, shit like that....fucking art school.
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