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Saturday, June 12, 2004

today I realized I cannot escape being partly southern. My grandmother's sister and her husband from Oaklahoma, Jim and aunt Isis, came to visit. They are country, and for that I love them. My previous southern accent I developed living in texas so many years ago made a come back as I was surrounded by the drawls, and abbreviated words. Ya'll, goin, fixin, doin, all the termnalogy I had thought to be gone from my lexicon returned, great. "will one of Ya'll fix me a coke?", "Oh I was goin to the fishin pond, thinkin bout catchin me some cats!" (the fish not the felines) oh yes those good ol' boys and whatcha McCallits....good good. My Aunt isis said the funniest thing about rabbits. (everyones knows my obsession) She said that at one point she had two rabbits a male and a female, and when guests would come over she would put them in the same cage! she said and I quote, "You haen't seen fast sex until you've watched two rabbits go at it!, damn the are fast!" "Course after watching them have sex so often I could'nt rightly eat them so I gave them away...you know you just can't eat something you've watcheed have sex." Why am I able to admit all of this and not run for the cover of anonominity, you ask? Because I think it is the funnest thing I've ever heard...thats why!

I am fucking tired. last night we went out for beer food, and well beer and had a pretty good time. Lots of creepers at the bar though... I don't rightly like creepers. So we went home and watched the clerks cartoons...but we did'nt finish them...I may right now. but I'm kinda hungry... I may go fix myself some eats...hmmmm eats....

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