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If you have a weak stomach

DO NOT READ THIS!!!

I cannot stress this enough.

the story is true and I am stupid...

and I'm usually not this crass...

again please don't read this.

ok... Ready? Lets go!

One may say to me: "Court, yeah your roommate seems like a total fuckhole, but really, move out because of it?"

"C'mon Court, you're being a pussy"

today, while packing my crap, at maison A' LA slack ass, IA the home I have been in for two years.

I often question if I'm doing the right thing... With the moving out and all.... Today I know I have.

I had relieve myself... Badly.

I took a break...

. I walked into the bathroom...

I lifted the toilet seat,

and there it was my friends, an actual and metaphorical evidence of why I MUST move from this place.

No not a turd.... I've see that.... oh not poopy... no no that would have been too kind!

for staring back at me from that black porcelain bowl were millions of my roommates possible offspring.

that's right kids, jism, cum,... Man Chowder.

Holy Fuck , i need to move....soon.

here comes the part about me being stupid..

I flushed the offensive baby jelly, and preceded to do as we tell andy "do my business"

one last sentence for Ya'll

the seat... was,

sticky.

Goodnight sir, I said good night!

so here I am, stroking my newly darkened hair, watching my very gay looking hairless dog in his gay lavender pj's playing with his very cute unicorn doll, while Army of darkness plays searching the blogs and live journals f new posts and being aggravated that there are no new posts. I then realized I hadn't posted in days! yeah like 8 or 9 whole days! I've come to the conclusion some people read one another's site to see f they said anything about them, in that spirit I've decided to talk about EVERYONE i know... or sorta know... or i think may read this convoluted dribble.

eric- eric has a new job and I am soooo proud of him. He still points out my spelling mistakes and is very very pretty.
we are soon to move into our small very close to the beach apartment, hooray! I still love him, like the first half of our relationship, and i piss him off a lot!

Crystal- I m so so so happy for you and john. I think its magical and wondrous, and slpendiforous. ect ect.
I'm sure going back to N.C. was not nearly as fun as leaving, but the sooner you get there the sooner you can come visit us again.

Heather- good job getting rid of your roommate.. I still would have killed him.

Robbie- Dude, I so understand.... Really.

Chris- You are a bleeding heart slut. And you're old..... Wait, that's not nice.... Old is vague.... Decrepit. thats better. Thanks for dinners drinks lunch and your time. oh, and your wife's totally hot, and so persuasive. (and you hit like a chick)

Nicole- please call me I have misplaced your number. We must hang NOW!

doug- who the fuck am i kidding you're totally shaping your facial hair, not reading the crap.

greg- you don't read this thereby proving you are a jewy jew.

lane- namaste, BRING BOTTLE WATER AND PURIFYING TABS. you are going to love it. (so jealous)

Caroll- Is so very cool with all the going to school, and what have you. very sweet... she's a keeper

Andy- Stop peeing on the floor, daddy is going to kill you. you are sooooo cute! kisses

ummmm yeah No one else reads this I think.....

sooooo.... i like my new pumas and ummm yeah I got nothing.

A note to my otter


I am so wonderfully loved.


Eric- thank you, for the andy sitting
the sleep overs, visits to sac.
thank you for kisses and reassurances.
apartment hunting, understanding and
patience.
thank you for the tenderness and love.
I can never begin to be able to repay you.
all i can do is this.
thank you
Court