so here I am, stroking my newly darkened hair, watching my very gay looking hairless dog in his gay lavender pj's playing with his very cute unicorn doll, while Army of darkness plays searching the blogs and live journals f new posts and being aggravated that there are no new posts. I then realized I hadn't posted in days! yeah like 8 or 9 whole days! I've come to the conclusion some people read one another's site to see f they said anything about them, in that spirit I've decided to talk about EVERYONE i know... or sorta know... or i think may read this convoluted dribble.

eric- eric has a new job and I am soooo proud of him. He still points out my spelling mistakes and is very very pretty.
we are soon to move into our small very close to the beach apartment, hooray! I still love him, like the first half of our relationship, and i piss him off a lot!

Crystal- I m so so so happy for you and john. I think its magical and wondrous, and slpendiforous. ect ect.
I'm sure going back to N.C. was not nearly as fun as leaving, but the sooner you get there the sooner you can come visit us again.

Heather- good job getting rid of your roommate.. I still would have killed him.

Robbie- Dude, I so understand.... Really.

Chris- You are a bleeding heart slut. And you're old..... Wait, that's not nice.... Old is vague.... Decrepit. thats better. Thanks for dinners drinks lunch and your time. oh, and your wife's totally hot, and so persuasive. (and you hit like a chick)

Nicole- please call me I have misplaced your number. We must hang NOW!

doug- who the fuck am i kidding you're totally shaping your facial hair, not reading the crap.

greg- you don't read this thereby proving you are a jewy jew.

lane- namaste, BRING BOTTLE WATER AND PURIFYING TABS. you are going to love it. (so jealous)

Caroll- Is so very cool with all the going to school, and what have you. very sweet... she's a keeper

Andy- Stop peeing on the floor, daddy is going to kill you. you are sooooo cute! kisses

ummmm yeah No one else reads this I think.....

sooooo.... i like my new pumas and ummm yeah I got nothing.