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If you have a weak stomach

DO NOT READ THIS!!!

I cannot stress this enough.

the story is true and I am stupid...

and I'm usually not this crass...

again please don't read this.

ok... Ready? Lets go!

One may say to me: "Court, yeah your roommate seems like a total fuckhole, but really, move out because of it?"

"C'mon Court, you're being a pussy"

today, while packing my crap, at maison A' LA slack ass, IA the home I have been in for two years.

I often question if I'm doing the right thing... With the moving out and all.... Today I know I have.

I had relieve myself... Badly.

I took a break...

. I walked into the bathroom...

I lifted the toilet seat,

and there it was my friends, an actual and metaphorical evidence of why I MUST move from this place.

No not a turd.... I've see that.... oh not poopy... no no that would have been too kind!

for staring back at me from that black porcelain bowl were millions of my roommates possible offspring.

that's right kids, jism, cum,... Man Chowder.

Holy Fuck , i need to move....soon.

here comes the part about me being stupid..

I flushed the offensive baby jelly, and preceded to do as we tell andy "do my business"

one last sentence for Ya'll

the seat... was,

sticky.

Goodnight sir, I said good night!