Itchy me.


I itch... it sucks... going to doctor.... please no steroids.

I'm very tired... my sister snores like a walrus...
I'm so OVER house sitting.
fuck that house fuck that drive and fuck that dog.]
he's big yellow and DUMB AS A ROCK
I love all things great and small but fucking a he's like 110 lbs of ball breaking
Heavy breathing short bus riding golden fuck.

I want to eat my Fage. (greek yogurt)

I hate this kid I work with... who will remain nameless, so we'll call him Kiss Ass McFucko.
McFucko for short.

This guy Is attached Tongue to ass with our new boss (the dreamy Josh) hee hee he's a Jew.
literally I think (McFucko) is addicted to butt hole. (mhmm mhmm good?)

(Eric, thank you for you know what)

so yeah.

Crystal's getting married in less than a year..... SOOOO AWESOME!

Heather has something in the works..... but what? hmmmm heather?

Work is getting better.... I think I may on top because everyone quit around me.
thats ok... I'll get over it.

Eric is filming a homodrama.... (perfect)
they need a new actor.....
eric is kinda Asian.... and super gay.

I think we may have the answer... J/k...kinda.
(fuck I love you)

Lane has eric craving this thing called a singing bowl...
I will of course insure he gets said musical device however I fear it will join the growing pile of "world music implements eric tires of" go ahead ask about the didgeridoo...

Its cool I’ve always wanted a thumb piano.
And others….And batteries.