The Doctor has put me on a vegan diet.
I love cheese. Oh well.


I knew my cholesterol was not good, but apparently it was really bad.
Bad enough to have to omit all of my favorite foods, mainly all products involving animals, animal products, seafood, or anything remotely tasty…
All right that last part is a lie.

Last night was my first “soy” night.
Soy cheese cold = Not so good.
Soy Cheese melted and covered in beans and avocado!
Soy sour cream tastes good! Better than real sour cream I dare say.

I have a weekend of soy meat tasting and experimenting ahead of me.
Can they do a soy Ruben? Probably not, But I can fucking try!


In other health news I have a hypothyroid………fantastic.
I have too many Thyroid antibodies and it keeps growing. Technically I have Hashimoto's disease. Sounds like an Iron chef I know.
Luckily Synthetic thyroid exists, and is my new best friend for life.
Wish me luck!